Irishmonks笑话 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'...

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Ossamas wish While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes out. Oh master, thank you for freeing me. I will grant you a wish I don't need any wish from...

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Lethalinjection笑话 Death row inmates in several states are fighting death by lethal injection, claiming that it is a painful death. Since when are prison inmates who are covered with tattoos all of a sudden afraid of a needle?...

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Aim high Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at his old high school in Casper, Wyoming, last weekend. He told graduating seniors to aim high because if they didn't, they might shoot someone in the face....

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Chastitybelt All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world..." "It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and...

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Gay fairy tale Some Massachusetts parents filed a lawsuit against the school system after a teacher read a gay themed fairy tale without notifying them first. The book was about two princes who fall in love. They reportedly lived fabulously ever after....

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CondoleezzaRice Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush administration is like claiming you got the 'good' kind of Herpes....

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Unwantedhair笑话 A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving m...

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Blackmagic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I...

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Preparingchicken I went to lunch with a friend yesterday to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die."...

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