Love,trueloveetc.笑话 What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling....

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Lostatthepark笑话 A police car pulled up in front of grandma Smith's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Henry," said grandma, "You've been ...

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Dontgetoutmuch笑话 While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids went to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband was the sole breadwinner...

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Threedaughters笑话 There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest dau...

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Whats red and blue? Q. What's red and blue with a long string? A. Smurfette with her period....

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Wronguniform A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and starte...

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Two lesbians Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. Who is that babe? one said to the other. I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets. No you wouldn't, said the other. She's hung like a doughnut....

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The best patients Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second responds, ...

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Blinddate After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he ret...

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Gay vote Big vote in the Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. ...It was a very close vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' And 3 voted 'fabulous'....

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