Snip,snip笑话 One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir..." she said. "Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office?"...

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Insurance salesman Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies' service. The first one said, When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the w...

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HobovsHomo What's the difference between a hobo and a homo? A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!...

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Virgin wrangler Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven. Eight martyrs, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins needed, stat. My guess...

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PatrickKennedy Patrick Kennedy crashed his car and said he doesn't remember anything about the accident. This is actually a huge step forward for the Kennedy family, because when you think back through the years, Ted Kennedy, William Kennedy Smith, that M...

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Rotten eggs A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs? Gus replies, I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left....

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Waronpornography笑话 As you know, the Bush administration is conducting a war on pornography. Well, it's about time. You thought we had no allies in Iraq, oh my God! ...Remember the good old days during Clinton, when the White House was a porn site!...

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Sleepy captain When you're on reserve with an airline, you fly when they tell you to fly. Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refusing or missing an assigned trip. This captain gets an A for his creativity in avoiding an assignment. When...

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JamesBond笑话 One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond... Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond! 007! Shaken not stirred! Tuxedo! The trunk-sized jet pack! We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdev...

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Hiringhookers Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people's cars....

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