The Difference What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!...

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Where Cheney stands Vice President Dick Cheney said today when it comes to war, Americans need to know where he stands. Forget the war, I want to know where he stands when he goes on a hunting trip!...

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Couple of dollars A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you this money, ...

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Pianist A guy goes to a party one night, and after a couple of hours, he hears the most amazing piano music being played. He thinks it is the most wonderful music he has ever heard and makes his way over to the pianist. I have to say that the music that y...

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Sexteacher Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching s...

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Only in Washington This kind of thing usually happens once or twice a summer down in Washington. Yesterday, a guy hopped the fence at the White House. Pretty scary. Thank god at the last minute Dick Cheney picked him off. ...And then, today, another guy w...

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Is it serious? The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. We need a fourth for poker, said the friend. I'll be right over, whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, Is...

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Grosserthangross What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of your mayonnaise jar....

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Just for women A woman walked into the ladies and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, This is just for women! So's this!, he replied....

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Dear Diary Sunday For my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) has purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in good shape (if not as good as when I was playing on my high school softball team), I hav...

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