类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Dress for a wedding Her big church wedding was fast approaching, and my friend was delighted to hear that her mom, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days later, she was shocked to learn that her ne...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Nonconformist bird There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway? So he stayed. Winter came ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Ultimate fantasy In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociolog...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Tonight Show Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour de France, was supposed to be on the 'Tonight Show' last week and cancelled. Then yesterday he was supposed to be on the show and cancelled again. Thats pretty sad, when you dont even think you can pass the to...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Dictator cruise This is weird, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has not been seen in public in more than a month. He's disappeared. No one's seen him. This has fueled suspicion Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro snuck off on a gay dictator cruise....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Hard times Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Business accountant Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch. I need someone with an ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
My daughter Darla A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, Okay, Mrs. Jones, whats the problem? The mother says, Its my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and is sick most mornings. The d...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Ladies Rooms A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was OCCUPIED. The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Personality test Adam Sandler's personality test... You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work. It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!! First, get a pen (or pencil) and paper. Second, write the numbers one through...
