类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
W.M.D. found We finally found some weapons of mass destruction. The bad news? They're in North Korea. Boy, that Saddam is sneaky....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Odds for women Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Relationship secrets 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't l...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Clever midget Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Good for sex Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly dimi...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Lets do lunch A boss asks his secretary, Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob? No, says the secretary. Great, Let's do lunch. the boss says....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Buying a Horse Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Dad, why are you doing that? His...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Blonde Coffin Q. Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A. Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Size of a mans... A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. Isn't there so...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Makeout point One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at makeout point. Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine....
