类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
tooooooo long A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech. After his consultation and exam, the doctor ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Coconut Tree Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Lift up your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Good Samaritan It was an unusually cold night, and it had been snowing continuously for hours. An off-duty towtruck driver came across a vehicle that had skidded off the road and was partly submerged in a drainage ditch. Spotting an attractive young l...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Old Folks An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Difference What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
monica One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man. can i get this washed the man couldn't hear that good says, come again monica says no mustard....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Mermaid Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed? She replied, no sir! So he kissed her quite thoroughly and ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Kermit Q. What is green and smells like pork? A. Kermits finger....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Pianist A guy goes to a party one night, and after a couple of hours, he hears the most amazing piano music being played. He thinks it is the most wonderful music he has ever heard and makes his way over to the pianist. I have to say that the music that y...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Elongated peni$es Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. How do you account for this? he asked the broth...
