类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Once Upon a Wish Once upon a wish... A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Wrong Way A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman's body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The facts about lunch A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, Daddy, what's sex? Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sp...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Helen Keller Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?? A: Because she moans with the other...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
3 Words What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Horny Older Man There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Popeye turns 75 Popeye turns 75 this year. You can tell the sailor man is getting older. He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fight irregularity....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Dating Two elderly gentlemen were talking. The first one boasted. Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it. Well, said his friend, you have to remember that now...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Swearing parrot There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Insurance slogans Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, Coverage from the cradle to the grave. The second one tries to improve on that with, Coverage from the womb to the tomb. Not to be outdone, the third one comes up...
