CorporateAmerica You know you work in Corporate America if ... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket. 3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. 4...

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Ladder to success One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and...

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Morewetlands In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans....

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Britishscientist A British scientist has built a car he claims can get 8,000 miles on a gallon of gas. And today, Dick Cheney invited the guy to go hunting with him....

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Gashit$4agallon笑话 Gas hit $4 a gallon in Beverly Hills. I don't want to say gas is high out here, but Paris Hilton is giving guys bl*wjobs in the backseat of her house!...

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Streaming video The governor of Texas announced plans for streaming video surveillance camera footage of the border on the Internet so people could watch the border from home and call in if they see illegals crossing. It's true. Isn't that amazing? ...I t...

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Moon maths Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet...

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Blondeorbrunette笑话 A guy walked into his friend's office, and found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?" he asked. "Oh, it's my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong...

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Quarantine A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says NO ANIMALS WILL B...

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Smallerbarrels President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels...

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