Helen Keller Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?? A: Because she moans with the other...

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Horny Older Man There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 ...

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Makeout point One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at makeout point. Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine....

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Morning paper The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the h...

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Passionate sex This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had, h...

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Embarrasing Moment! An old lady was doing her shopping at the local department store. She picked up all her purchases and pushed her cart to the counter. As the checkout operator was scanning her items he realised that the very last item did not have a pr...

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Grannys Night Out Ida and Dorothy finally dragged Agnus out for her 60th birthday. Even though a strip club isn't exactly what Agnus had in mind she will still try and have a little fun. After a few beers and 20 or so dollar bills Ida descides she is goin...

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Testosteron A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me ha...

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Condoms A teenage boy who is a virgin is told by his long time girlfriend that they will finally have sex. But first she tells him, he must buy condoms. Off he goes to the drug store where he study's the rows and rows of different types of rubbers. He fin...

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Cheese Sandwich A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar- Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50 Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50 Hand Job: ?10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionall...

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