New partition Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly thr...

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A Grooms Tale I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law ...

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SPOT DIFFERENCE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT? THE SKY COVERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. THE SKIRT COVERS THE UNIVERSAL HOLE....

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Cowboy rules 1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon. 2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence. 3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a ...

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Seniors Guide to Sex Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial bef...

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Lesbian Dinosaurs What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus...

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Biggest Peepee There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. I know, he said, we can play, 'Who's got the Biggest Pee Pee'. How do ...

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Ten Husbands 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you've bee...

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Cousins Q. Where do cousins come from? A. Aunt-holes...

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Three Men There were three stranded men walking down a sandy beach on a deserted island. They walk a little ways and find a magic lamp. So they decide since they are stranded that they might as well rub it. After they rub it a genie pops out and says each...

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