Whats the Difference? What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon, and a magician's wand? One is for cunning stunts, the other is for ... apprehending criminals....

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Looks terrible, feels great! Mr. Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, Mr. Smith, how are you? Smith says, I feel great. Doorman says, But you look terrible! Smith says, But I feel great. When Smith gets to the office, his secretary a...

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Voodoo Penis A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac. One day the husband announced that he would be going o...

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Whats The Difference..... What's the difference between oooo and ahhhhhh? Three inches....

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Three dogs It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there. The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be put to sleep f...

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The Ranchers Wife There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a...

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Rubbers Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear....

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After Sex A man and woman begin to smoke after sex and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now' 'Why?' the woman replies 'because you had sex with another woman?' 'No...' says the man '...because I quit smoking last week'...

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Tonight Show Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour de France, was supposed to be on the 'Tonight Show' last week and cancelled. Then yesterday he was supposed to be on the show and cancelled again. Thats pretty sad, when you dont even think you can pass the to...

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Dictator cruise This is weird, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has not been seen in public in more than a month. He's disappeared. No one's seen him. This has fueled suspicion Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro snuck off on a gay dictator cruise....

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