Odds for women Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?...

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Hard Egg Q: What did the egg say to the hot water? A: It might take me a while to get hard because i just got laid!...

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The King The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for h...

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Sex doggie style So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. Look, he sho...

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The piss test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstor...

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Missing Finger My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it........

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Floridas Old Sparky On a given night, 2 deathrow inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor admisnisters to the other condemned man in his cell. Don't worry my son, says the pastor, as soon as th...

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Baby Elephant There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. Well, t...

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Bingo Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo!...

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Sexual assault One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her bo...

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