The Flasher One early afternoon, two old ladies were sitting and talking in a park. Along came a flasher, who flashed the two old ladies. One old lady had a stroke...but the other couldn't reach....

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A Stiff One Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the ...

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The Pickle-Slicer A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in ...

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Christmas Is Cancelled XMAS IS CANCELLED T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my...

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Castro is recovering Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney!...

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Difference Between Being Kinky And Perverted What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted? When you are kinky, you use a feather. When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken....

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Business accountant Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch. I need someone with an ...

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Personality test Adam Sandler's personality test... You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work. It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!! First, get a pen (or pencil) and paper. Second, write the numbers one through...

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Mermaid Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed? She replied, no sir! So he kissed her quite thoroughly and ...

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