类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Adultery An old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice. I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Easily Explained A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The followin...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Mashed Potatoes A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinne...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Not so perfect cards Cards for the not so perfect relationship: You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I neve...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Old Spinnster On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Surprising Helen Keller How Do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Boyfriends and Husbands Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A:45 minutes....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Elderly Couple A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There is ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Chief A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say big chief, no fart so the doctor gives him a pill The next...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Bus Drivers Parents A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an el...
