类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Osamas sex slave A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would be interesting. On the one hand, you have an out-of-control maniac, and then on the othe...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Hot in Washington It was so hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Best Comeback Line Ever In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and publi...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Lebanese-Americans There was one embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn't even know Dick Cheney's daughter was over there....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Barbie Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Extremely contagious A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Hunters Why do all women like hunters? Because they go deep in the bush. shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Perfect day For HER 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 09:15 Soothing hot bath ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
First Day of School It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me liberty or give m...
