类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Too Much A Russian, a Cuban, an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka(伏特加), poured each of his companions a drink and then threw the semi full bottle out the window. “Why...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
A Way to Make Money Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I w...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Top Salesman A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience? The kid says, Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Virginia. The boss liked the kid, s...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Revenge(报复) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip(往返旅行) ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Frog's Dream A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl. The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.” The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?” The teller says, “In biology class!”...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
An Unexpected Hobby Alice lived in the country, but one year she decided to visit the capital city to do some shopping and to go sight-seeing. She stayed at a hotel beside the central market. She had seldom been to the city before, and was very excited ab...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word Sex had been spelled with an o. One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to Sox: Usually brown. 理所当然 某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
A Real Watch Dog A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog(导盲犬) that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what they were doin...
