类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it make you late? inquired the teacher. Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time. repl...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. He...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen. Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and f...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, stro...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow rain. The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow storm. The next day there was a hailstorm. T...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight. Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box. Dan: Im teaching him ho...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt, shouted a young man excitedly, that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noise followed. Wh...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Thirteen! A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye...
