类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year －62-63, 63-64, 64-65, etc. One day I spo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. And how much are they then? I asked, pointing to another tray. You, sir, replied the jeweler, about three whist...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-20 08:34:00
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems. When ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Things Have Been Okay A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted（忽然说出）, Mom,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Train Ticket An accountant and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both accounting and engineering majors. Each of the engineering majors had his/her own train ticket. But the accountants had only ONE ticket f...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
That's Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five; he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, This boy's going to be famous when...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Apple and Worm What did the apple say to the worm? You're boring me. 双关语：bore (v.使烦扰, 钻孔)...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Carrots How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?...
