类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Bush wants to talk President Bush is in Russia for the G-8 Summit and he has an agenda. A lot of people are stunned -- he has an agenda? He wants to talk about the hot spots in the world. He wants to talk about fighting in the Middle East. He wants to tal...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Accidental deaths Think About This: A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this: A....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
As wide as A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill. ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Waiting to catch her Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down? I'm waiting, Jon said. Wai...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Exercise A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier an...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Three Men At A Bar There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar. The English man says I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags then says the thing is I didn't realised she smoked The Scots man then says ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Old Man An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Tennis ball One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the lig...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Shopping Spree Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushes into the nearest pharmacy and gives her prescription to the phar...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Dont Fart In Bed! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her ...
