类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour la...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Jesus’s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired. "But what’s tha...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. H...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Not Having It All Cut Off Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and he often went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. This was against the rules since clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Bill was at...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member(大学教学人员). One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Car Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished(破坏；损坏) but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl(爬；爬行) out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a man, that's inter...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:57:00
Don't Worry about Being Late Mr. and Mrs. Wilson and their children were going to begin their vacation one day, and they had to be at the airport at eleven-forty AM. It'll take us half an hour to get there in the taxi, Mr. Wilson said, so we all have to b...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
2 Canadian Guys Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile(铺设瓦片), when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea, said Mike. We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you think I'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way(非常地), but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with...
