类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Lebanese-Americans There was one embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn't even know Dick Cheney's daughter was over there....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Barbie Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Extremely contagious A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Hunters Why do all women like hunters? Because they go deep in the bush. shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Perfect day For HER 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 09:15 Soothing hot bath ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Mashed Potatoes A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinne...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Not so perfect cards Cards for the not so perfect relationship: You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I neve...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Old Man An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Tennis ball One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the lig...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Shopping Spree Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushes into the nearest pharmacy and gives her prescription to the phar...
