类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
相同的职责 一个退休的四星级将军在曼哈顿的一个酒吧偶然地遇到了他以前的勤务兵，勤务兵也退休在家。这位将军花了一整个晚上的时间来说服他回来做他的贴身随从。“你的职责与在军队时完全一样，”将军说，“这没什么，你很快就会再次理解它的。” 第二天早晨八点钟时，前勤务兵迅速地进到前将军的卧室...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Keep the Change One sweltering（酷热的） day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could buy a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug grab...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
What's your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are yo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
No Ears There was a man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation(切除；截肢) of both of his ears. As a result of this unusual handicap(障碍；不利条件), he was very self-conscious about his having no...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Call on an Expert Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum, choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, I built a big house for our mother. The second said, I sent her a...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just made an illegal turn. I guess it's all right. my daughter replied, The police car behind us did th...
