类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Juli...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
An opponent lost his head While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of heckling(诘问) from the gallery. Secondly, someone threw a cabbage onto the stage. Ladies and gentlemen, said the politician , I see that one of my opponents h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-19 19:56:00
Why he couldn't leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker wal...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Dont Fart In Bed! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Old Spinnster On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Surprising Helen Keller How Do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Boyfriends and Husbands Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A:45 minutes....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Elderly Couple A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There is ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
The Chief A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say big chief, no fart so the doctor gives him a pill The next...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:48:00
Bus Drivers Parents A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an el...
