类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
UPS delivery man I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. I would stick several of them on my blouse...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
King of the jungle There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, How funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass? of something quick because he wasn't going to outr...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Little Red RIding Ho Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry! Little Red started towards...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Shipwrecked A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to ha...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
3 Advantages 3 advantages of getting a ?50 note tatooed on your penis: 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can see your money grow. 3. Your woman can blow as much money as she wants....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Whats the Difference? What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon, and a magician's wand? One is for cunning stunts, the other is for ... apprehending criminals....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Girls Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Looks terrible, feels great! Mr. Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, Mr. Smith, how are you? Smith says, I feel great. Doorman says, But you look terrible! Smith says, But I feel great. When Smith gets to the office, his secretary a...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Voodoo Penis A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac. One day the husband announced that he would be going o...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Flasher One early afternoon, two old ladies were sitting and talking in a park. Along came a flasher, who flashed the two old ladies. One old lady had a stroke...but the other couldn't reach....
