类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
First taste of sex A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pus...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
New partition Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly thr...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Pickle-Slicer A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
David Beckham David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, I'd like to donate some sperm he says to the receptionist. Certainly Sir replies the receptionist, have you donated before?. Yes replies Beckham you should have my details on your computer. Oh yes...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Where Cheney stands Vice President Dick Cheney said today when it comes to war, Americans need to know where he stands. Forget the war, I want to know where he stands when he goes on a hunting trip!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
CIA agent Valerie Plame. You know who she is? She was the CIA agent whose name was leaked to the press and is now suing Vice President Dick Cheney for violating her constitutional rights. She's suing Dick Cheney... Is that smart? Even the guy who Dick Che...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
British rail Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The piss test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstor...
