The Good Samaritan It was an unusually cold night, and it had been snowing continuously for hours. An off-duty towtruck driver came across a vehicle that had skidded off the road and was partly submerged in a drainage ditch. Spotting an attractive young l...

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Every Time A Fly Drops Six Inches There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it. A bear was behind the fish and he said, If that fly dropped six inches, the fish wo...

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The Gloves Joke A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Acco...

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Hubby loses interest in sex A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she ...

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Chicken Coop A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, We can't play in the chicken coop anymore. The little boy asks, Why not? The little girl answers, 'Cause I'm g...

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Newlyweds A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month. The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the ...

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CorporateAmerica You know you work in Corporate America if ... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket. 3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. 4...

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Lookatthesize笑话 A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. "Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!" "Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears"....

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Beerwarnings笑话 The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an as...

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Itsdrivingmenuts笑话 A guy walks into a pub and says, "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?" The bartender says, "Why is that there? Is it annoying?" "Yes," the man said, "it's driving me nuts."...

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