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Kingsdaughter笑话 Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the s...

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12inches Why cant a penis be 12 inches long? Because 12 inches is a foot....

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HobovsHomo What's the difference between a hobo and a homo? A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!...

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Gashit$4agallon笑话 Gas hit $4 a gallon in Beverly Hills. I don't want to say gas is high out here, but Paris Hilton is giving guys bl*wjobs in the backseat of her house!...

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PatrickKennedy Patrick Kennedy crashed his car and said he doesn't remember anything about the accident. This is actually a huge step forward for the Kennedy family, because when you think back through the years, Ted Kennedy, William Kennedy Smith, that M...

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EnriqueIglesias笑话 What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a. They were both raised on beans. b. They both have brown things on their cheeks. c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants. c. They both stink....

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Golfgun Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."...

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Naughtyartist The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss the...

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Finalcheckup笑话 A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite how to put this, but your heart is on its last legs and you have only got six months to live." "Is t...

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