Naivesailor A very naive sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties. He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?" She says, "It's me lower mouth." He says, "What do you...

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Apieceofass笑话 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!...

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Gaybankrobber Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard....

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Bestshaveever A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Ju...

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Chastitybelt All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world..." "It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and...

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Oldfolksgames笑话 TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 6. Doc, Doc Goose 7. Simon Says Something I...

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Blondeorbrunette笑话 A guy walked into his friend's office, and found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?" he asked. "Oh, it's my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong...

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Deadhusbandssuit笑话 A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that...

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Shesbeautiful笑话 This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk "I have to come home to this!" ...

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Fivecannibals笑话 Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please do...

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