UCLAstudy笑话 A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq."...

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Snip,snip笑话 One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir..." she said. "Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office?"...

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Birdflu This bird flu is scary, are you frightened by this? I spent an hour last night rubbing Vick's Vap-o Rub on my parakeet....

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Morewetlands In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans....

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Dickforaday笑话 50 women were asked what would they do if they had a dick for a day. These were the responses: I would write my name in the snow Pee off a tall building Check out my boyfriends reflexes Pin my boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it ...

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Condombuyers笑话 A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed ...

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Unwantedhair笑话 A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving m...

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Supervisor笑话 This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can'...

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Code for sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy ...

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Charlie Sheen Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and their daughters. Charlie says he can guarantee that he wont get within 300 yards of them as ...

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