Barbienbsp;aG.I.Joe笑话 A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at th...

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Hipposex笑话 Why do hippo's make love in the water? Have you ever tried to keep a fanny that big moist?...

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Lookatthesize笑话 A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. "Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!" "Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears"....

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Femalesnail Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!...

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Taepo-Dong North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's called the Taepo-Dong. Before you laugh, you should know that in Korean, that translates to 'kind of peni$.'...

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Beerwarnings笑话 The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an as...

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Macarena Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among ...

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EnriqueIglesias笑话 What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a. They were both raised on beans. b. They both have brown things on their cheeks. c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants. c. They both stink....

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Border webcams This is weird. The state of Texas has put webcams on the Mexican border so people can sit at their home computers and look for illegal aliens trying to cross into the U.S. The website is free, but it costs $5 if you want the illegal aliens ...

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TheGasmsList笑话 Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket ...

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