类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Investigation A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked wha...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Grandfathers death On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Dogs Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale. My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I wa...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Morning paper The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Passionate sex This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had, h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Genie One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad. As the wife took her shot, she aimed it badly and the ball went right through the window of a nearby house. Now lo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
SPOT DIFFERENCE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT? THE SKY COVERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. THE SKIRT COVERS THE UNIVERSAL HOLE....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Cowboy rules 1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon. 2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence. 3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Meow Meow Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Seniors Guide to Sex Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial bef...
