类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Super Pussy An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the roo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
A Grooms Tale I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Womans top 5 men The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are: 1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks where do you want it, front or back? A Decorator says...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Little Johnny Little Johnny's Christmas Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Hard Egg Q: What did the egg say to the hot water? A: It might take me a while to get hard because i just got laid!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Whats With The Gold? What's with the gold? A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the bartender what is with the pot of gold. 'Well, you see every day I give a challenge and whoever can complete the challenge gets the pot of ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The King The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Lonely on the Farm Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a mon...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
A Stiff One Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Sex doggie style So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. Look, he sho...
