类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Cucumer Penis Olive A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
A man and his Penis A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, What th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Every Time A Fly Drops Six Inches There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it. A bear was behind the fish and he said, If that fly dropped six inches, the fish wo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Anniversary An old couple were celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary in the diner where they had their first date. The wife says to her husband do you remember when we came here all those years ago? Yes he relpies and we went out to the alley way...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Whats The Difference..... What's the difference between oooo and ahhhhhh? Three inches....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Scientific Bra A scientist from Texas AM University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large grou...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Three dogs It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there. The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be put to sleep f...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Two Old Ladies Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging right out there. This is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right awa...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Super Market Checkout A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out fo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Ranchers Wife There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a...
