Buying a Horse Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Dad, why are you doing that? His...

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Blonde Coffin Q. Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A. Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs....

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Super Pussy An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the roo...

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Womans top 5 men The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are: 1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks where do you want it, front or back? A Decorator says...

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The Dogs Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale. My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I wa...

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Genie One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad. As the wife took her shot, she aimed it badly and the ball went right through the window of a nearby house. Now lo...

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Value for money A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the be...

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Resume What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume....

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Hard times Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be...

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My daughter Darla A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, Okay, Mrs. Jones, whats the problem? The mother says, Its my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and is sick most mornings. The d...

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