Four letter word President Bush being recorded using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit in Russia. At first everyone thought he had mispronounced the word 'Shiite.'...

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Big in Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. As he arrived on the plane, he mentioned to the flight attendant that it had been a very comfortable flight. Wow, these seats are big! he told her. She replied, Everything is big in Texas...

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Bush wants to talk President Bush is in Russia for the G-8 Summit and he has an agenda. A lot of people are stunned -- he has an agenda? He wants to talk about the hot spots in the world. He wants to talk about fighting in the Middle East. He wants to tal...

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A mans Intelligence Why are men more intelligent during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius!...

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Sorority Jokes What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a bowling ball if you ...

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Needed Some Ironing At a nursing home, there are two very old men who sit on the porch all day and reminisce together about the old days. They don't realize it, but they have attracted the attention of two elderly women who walk by them. But the ladies go...

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Adultery An old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice. I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in...

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Easily Explained A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The followin...

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Osamas sex slave A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would be interesting. On the one hand, you have an out-of-control maniac, and then on the othe...

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Bus Drivers Parents A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an el...

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