W.M.D. found We finally found some weapons of mass destruction. The bad news? They're in North Korea. Boy, that Saddam is sneaky....

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Once Upon a Wish Once upon a wish... A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ...

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First Day of School It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me liberty or give m...

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Scientific Bra A scientist from Texas AM University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large grou...

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Doc, Ive Got a Problem A man visits his doctor. I think I have a problem, doc, said the patient. One of my balls has turned blue. The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed. Are you cra...

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Unga Bunga Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear h...

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Mint Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new mint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart'...

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The Potato Frenchie finds himself on vacation in Florida. He goes to the beach to cruise some cute American girls. Having no luck, he sees this blond Apollo type American lifeguard surrounded by Baywatch beauties. Hey you Monsieur the Americain! says Fren...

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Birth Control Q:What is the best form of birth control for people over 50. A:Nudity...

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Orange Penis A man awoke one morning and he noticed he had an orange penis. Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was fine, and it was. So he ignored it and went to work. While in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed very suprised. ...

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