Lets do lunch A boss asks his secretary, Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob? No, says the secretary. Great, Let's do lunch. the boss says....

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UPS delivery man I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. I would stick several of them on my blouse...

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Swearing parrot There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird...

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David Beckham David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, I'd like to donate some sperm he says to the receptionist. Certainly Sir replies the receptionist, have you donated before?. Yes replies Beckham you should have my details on your computer. Oh yes...

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Whos This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. There might be some matches in the top drawer, she...

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Just Knitting A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back ...

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Trouble Sleeping The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. What seems to be the problem? the doctor asked. Well, I, uh, she stammered. I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac. I see, he said. I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is...

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Sperm Bank A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter take it out. We have no money sir, this is a sperm bank, she replies. I don't care says the robber, take it out and drink it down!, he...

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Family Reunion Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonder...

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Sharp Old Lady! A man was very happy with himself after just having plastic surgery. On his way to work, he spotted a very attractive blonde woman. He asked her how old she thought he was, to which she replied, About 23? The man was astonished. He began e...

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