All here together A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, gushed son number one... Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you ...

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Accidental deaths Think About This: A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this: A....

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Waiting to catch her Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down? I'm waiting, Jon said. Wai...

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Exercise A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier an...

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Hot in Washington It was so hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'...

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Best Comeback Line Ever In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and publi...

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Lebanese-Americans There was one embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn't even know Dick Cheney's daughter was over there....

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Hunters Why do all women like hunters? Because they go deep in the bush. shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....

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Perfect day For HER 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 09:15 Soothing hot bath ...

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Old Folks An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She ...

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