Relationship secrets 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't l...

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The facts about lunch A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, Daddy, what's sex? Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sp...

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3 Words What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!...

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Two Old Ladies Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging right out there. This is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right awa...

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Super Market Checkout A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out fo...

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Waterbed Virgin What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float...

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Sex Help I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early....

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Difference Between Hookers And Drug Dealers What is the difference between hookers and drug dealers? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it....

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Head n Shoulders So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors lat...

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The Neighbor A man answers the door after he hears a knock. It is his next door neighbor holding a notebook. Want to participate in an orgy? he asks. Who is going to be there? the man replies. Well, it's you, me and your wife. I dont think so! he exclaims...

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