tooooooo long A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech. After his consultation and exam, the doctor ...
Coconut Tree Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Lift up your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job....
Little Johnny Little Johnny's Christmas Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring ...
Whats With The Gold? What's with the gold? A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the bartender what is with the pot of gold. 'Well, you see every day I give a challenge and whoever can complete the challenge gets the pot of ...
Meow Meow Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me ...
Adding new words to your vocabulary New word for Sexual Intercourse...Penistration. New word for Female Orgasm...Happenis...
School Teachers Why do school teachers make the best wives? Because if they're not happy the way you did it, they make you do it over and over again....
Microsoft After having sex, Bill Gate's Wife commented; Now I know why you call your company MicroSoft!...
Ladies Rooms A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was OCCUPIED. The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ...
Kermit Q. What is green and smells like pork? A. Kermits finger....
Your Passport(护照) Please! 请拿出你的护照英语幽默笑话带翻译 作文地带导读:周末又要到来了,作文地带为大...
Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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