King of the jungle There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, How funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass? of something quick because he wasn't going to outr...

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Insurance slogans Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, Coverage from the cradle to the grave. The second one tries to improve on that with, Coverage from the womb to the tomb. Not to be outdone, the third one comes up...

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Size of a mans... A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. Isn't there so...

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CIA agent Valerie Plame. You know who she is? She was the CIA agent whose name was leaked to the press and is now suing Vice President Dick Cheney for violating her constitutional rights. She's suing Dick Cheney... Is that smart? Even the guy who Dick Che...

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British rail Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria...

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Choking child One day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help! A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepp...

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Truth serum You know I keep hearing and reading regarding the Mel Gibson story that they know that Mel meant what he said because alcohol is a truth serum. I keep hearing this over and over. Alcohol is a truth serum... Really? Since when? Ask any women, w...

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The Old Couple This man woman have been married to each other for over sixty years. For the last few years the only sex they have, is she holds his penis in her hand. Anyway, the husband comes home late one night and says Honey I'm sorry,I still love you,...

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Dress for a wedding Her big church wedding was fast approaching, and my friend was delighted to hear that her mom, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days later, she was shocked to learn that her ne...

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Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. Well, replies Paul, you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, re...

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