Shipwrecked A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to ha...

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Girls Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of t...

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First taste of sex A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pus...

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Cucumer Penis Olive A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him ...

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A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to...

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Grandfathers death On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He ...

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The munchies It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge t...

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A little on the side After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. Thanks, she said. But I only charge $20. Twenty bucks for the entire night? the amazed politician rep...

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Ultimate fantasy In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociolog...

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Students and deer Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights....

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