The Flasher One early afternoon, two old ladies were sitting and talking in a park. Along came a flasher, who flashed the two old ladies. One old lady had a stroke...but the other couldn't reach....

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Dating Two elderly gentlemen were talking. The first one boasted. Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it. Well, said his friend, you have to remember that now...

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Every Time A Fly Drops Six Inches There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it. A bear was behind the fish and he said, If that fly dropped six inches, the fish wo...

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British rail Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria...

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Adding new words to your vocabulary New word for Sexual Intercourse...Penistration. New word for Female Orgasm...Happenis...

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The Gloves Joke A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Acco...

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Christmas Is Cancelled XMAS IS CANCELLED T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my...

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Head n Shoulders So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors lat...

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Business accountant Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch. I need someone with an ...

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The Worlds Longest Penis The two guys with the biggest penises in the world wanted to have a contest. They wanted to see whose penis was the biggest. Not wanting everyone to see their contest they decided to walk from Brooklyn over the Verrazano Bridge to...

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