Relationship secrets 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't l...
Blonde Coffin Q. Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A. Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs....
Size of a mans... A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. Isn't there so...
Whats The Difference..... What's the difference between oooo and ahhhhhh? Three inches....
Grandfathers death On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He ...
Unga Bunga Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear h...
Difference Between Being Kinky And Perverted What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted? When you are kinky, you use a feather. When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken....
Ten Husbands 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you've bee...
Personality test Adam Sandler's personality test... You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work. It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!! First, get a pen (or pencil) and paper. Second, write the numbers one through...
Three Men There were three stranded men walking down a sandy beach on a deserted island. They walk a little ways and find a magic lamp. So they decide since they are stranded that they might as well rub it. After they rub it a genie pops out and says each...
Your Passport(护照) Please! 请拿出你的护照英语幽默笑话带翻译 作文地带导读:周末又要到来了,作文地带为大...
Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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