W.M.D. found We finally found some weapons of mass destruction. The bad news? They're in North Korea. Boy, that Saddam is sneaky....

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Swearing parrot There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird...

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First Day of School It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me liberty or give m...

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A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to...

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Adult jokes：In Mourning In Mourning A woman had just lost her husband. So she meets a guy who is instantly interested in her. Well he is a patient guy and decides to be nice to her. Well one day they go away on a vacation and soon things get heated up, bu...

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Castro is recovering Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney!...

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The Bear and the Hunter There once was a hunter who went bear hunting with a shotgun. He saw a bear, fired and missed. The bear grabbed him and raped him. He was real mad, so he left to purchase an M-16 and came back. He saw the same bear, fired and misse...

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My daughter Darla A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, Okay, Mrs. Jones, whats the problem? The mother says, Its my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and is sick most mornings. The d...

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Getting Weighed Scott took his blind date to the carnival. What would you like to do first, Mary? asked Scott. I want to get weighed, she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a ...

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