Good for sex Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly dimi...

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Coconut Tree Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Lift up your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job....

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First taste of sex A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pus...

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Three dogs It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there. The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be put to sleep f...

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Morning paper The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the h...

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Waterbed Virgin What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float...

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Resume What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume....

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Sperm Bank A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter take it out. We have no money sir, this is a sperm bank, she replies. I don't care says the robber, take it out and drink it down!, he...

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Kermit Q. What is green and smells like pork? A. Kermits finger....

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Baby Elephant There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. Well, t...

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