Girls Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of t...

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Helen Keller Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?? A: Because she moans with the other...

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3 Words What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!...

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Hard Egg Q: What did the egg say to the hot water? A: It might take me a while to get hard because i just got laid!...

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The Pickle-Slicer A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in ...

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Sex doggie style So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. Look, he sho...

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Truth serum You know I keep hearing and reading regarding the Mel Gibson story that they know that Mel meant what he said because alcohol is a truth serum. I keep hearing this over and over. Alcohol is a truth serum... Really? Since when? Ask any women, w...

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The Potato Frenchie finds himself on vacation in Florida. He goes to the beach to cruise some cute American girls. Having no luck, he sees this blond Apollo type American lifeguard surrounded by Baywatch beauties. Hey you Monsieur the Americain! says Fren...

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Tonight Show Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour de France, was supposed to be on the 'Tonight Show' last week and cancelled. Then yesterday he was supposed to be on the show and cancelled again. Thats pretty sad, when you dont even think you can pass the to...

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Birth Control Q:What is the best form of birth control for people over 50. A:Nudity...

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