Voodoo Penis A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac. One day the husband announced that he would be going o...

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Popeye turns 75 Popeye turns 75 this year. You can tell the sailor man is getting older. He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fight irregularity....

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A man and his Penis A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, What th...

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Where Cheney stands Vice President Dick Cheney said today when it comes to war, Americans need to know where he stands. Forget the war, I want to know where he stands when he goes on a hunting trip!...

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CIA agent Valerie Plame. You know who she is? She was the CIA agent whose name was leaked to the press and is now suing Vice President Dick Cheney for violating her constitutional rights. She's suing Dick Cheney... Is that smart? Even the guy who Dick Che...

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A Weird Visit There was a husband and a wife that loved to have sex. They had it everywhere and tried everything. One day they both decided that it was getting old, the same thing over and over again and they wanted to try something new. Later that night ...

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A little on the side After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. Thanks, she said. But I only charge $20. Twenty bucks for the entire night? the amazed politician rep...

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Difference Between Hookers And Drug Dealers What is the difference between hookers and drug dealers? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it....

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Hard times Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be...

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The Neighbor A man answers the door after he hears a knock. It is his next door neighbor holding a notebook. Want to participate in an orgy? he asks. Who is going to be there? the man replies. Well, it's you, me and your wife. I dont think so! he exclaims...

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