3 Advantages 3 advantages of getting a ?50 note tatooed on your penis: 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can see your money grow. 3. Your woman can blow as much money as she wants....

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Wrong Way A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman's body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of ...

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Womans top 5 men The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are: 1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks where do you want it, front or back? A Decorator says...

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monica One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man. can i get this washed the man couldn't hear that good says, come again monica says no mustard....

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Meow Meow Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me ...

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Just Knitting A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back ...

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Embarrasing Moment! An old lady was doing her shopping at the local department store. She picked up all her purchases and pushed her cart to the counter. As the checkout operator was scanning her items he realised that the very last item did not have a pr...

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Nonconformist bird There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway? So he stayed. Winter came ...

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Cousins Q. Where do cousins come from? A. Aunt-holes...

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Students and deer Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights....

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